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First for today is Eek Mouse by fiberopticloser. He was afraid of a mouse but to hide from it he hid on the table that the mouse was on. I WILL LAUGH AT THIS FOREVER

Second for today is MR. SMASH BUYS TICKETS TO THE BEATLES by Paulo. This is about me. Perhaps I was confused and in the middle of a crazy time-traveling adventure. Or maybe I just wanted an english muffin so much that I could not think straight.

Third for today is Chicken Lord by derpyslurp. I want to visit a pretzel field and climb the pretzel trees along their figure eights until I figure out that I am not going any higher

Last for today is Hippie Pipes by kevcowiffle. See after one negative the hippies are confused. I usually use five negatives when I am selling things so that my only customers will be high-class scientists.

Later guys! Laterrrrr!

-JohnnySmash